Editor: Hassan Skodeng
Contributors: Minah Gedik, Amoi Amarah, Dr Techmee Seriously
Nose4news is crap. Specifically, bullcrap. Any 5-year-old would be able to see that everything here’s just horseshit. Pure fiction, and has nothing to do with the dead, alive or anywhere in between. I mean, if you actually believe anything in here as fact (even if the stinking, toxic crap here sound more logical than reality itself), then please: do humanity a favour and just jump off a building. Idiot.
But seriously, folks…
SINCE I’ve been ‘outted’ by the case, I may as well put my real stuff here. This is probably the only ‘real’ part of this whole blog (yes, it’s a blog. Not an official newspaper or a proper source of credible information.)
1) Yes, I’m a dude. A human being, with a wife and two little kids. The baboon’s just a joke. No, really. My name’s Irwan (nice to meet you finally!)
2) I have a regular day job. I (used to) write for a little KL free paper called The Malay Mail. Circulation 100,000. Home to a bunch of really strange people. I also draw the editorial cartoon every weekday, called Irwantoon. I’m on Facebook and Twitter (@irwanargh), and I have a column every Wednesday in MM called Uncommon Sense. That’s where I write uh.. less fake stuff. Do check it out when you can
3) This blog’s a form of stress relief, that’s all. I created it when I was working in a training arm of a bank. (Here’s a joke: you know why banks give really good medical benefits? Coz you’d need them! AHAAAhahaha.. ha..hum. Fine, it’s lame.). Nose4news is place where I write crappy jokes. Not to spread hate, fear, distrust or any other negative vibes. I will not entertain hateful or malicious comments — unless they’re really funny. If you enjoy reading my crap, I’m happy, and thank you for your feedback. If you don’t, well, have a nice life and thanks for dropping by!
4) I heart Tenaga Nasional. They make the best electricity in the world.